(n) On the mainland, the condition of living in shave ice without the benefits of azuki beans or Malolo syrup. In Hawaii, more rain and bone crushing North Shore surf.


Mainland: “Confun it! Winter’s here! With all that snow, I gotta buss out the extra-tall slippahs or I never going make it to the mailbox!”

Hawaii: “Grab your board! We hele-ing out Waimea Bay! Get choke winter swells!”

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